I enrolled myself in the PERKESO Self-Employment Social Security Scheme!!!
(By the way: PERKESO = Pertubuhan Keselamatan Social = Social Security Organisation = SOCSO)
This is so exciting. PERKESO Self-Employment Social Security Scheme was previously only available for the Passenger Transportation Sector (ie e-Hailing drivers), but as of January 2020 have since been extended to cover 19 more informal sectors. Scroll further down to see the sectors and types of professions eligible for enrollment.
What Benefits You Get Under the PERKESO Self-Employment Social Security Scheme
This content is so good I’m breaking my personal ‘no f word in the blog’ rule. The Fuck-Over-Ability Index is an actual calculator they invented to measure how ‘fucked over’ you are in your life. Said situation is calculated based on how much you need your job because you need to pay your monthly commitments, like mortgages and car payments. The higher your score, the more likely you will put up with your crappiest bosses.
The author admitted they were drunk when they discussed and created this lovely thing. This article is definitely in the category of dark humour.